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coochie juice 

Noun; the juices that come from a coochie i.e., a woman's vagina. Commonly used as an insult similar to douche bag.
Ted; "Dude, don't be such a coochie juice!"
coochie juice by Rawrzabeth January 17, 2011

coochie juice 

a concoction of all things that keep *down there* smelling and tasting good.
equal parts cranberry, pineapple and apple Juice (all unsweetened) with some ice.
Jake just invited me over, time for some of that coochie juice!!
coochie juice by inurmom.com October 26, 2022

Shreks Coochie Juice 

Shreks Coochie Juice is one of the best mixed drinks ever, comprised of a secret mix of Sailor Jerrys Savage Apple Rum and an unnamed soda. Enjoyed by patriotic right wingers and created by Kevin Lee, Shreks Coochie Juice is a legendary mixed drinks
"I see white claw to my left, and Shreks Coochie Juice to the Right"

Radioactive Coochie juice 

When you are to take tweezers to a female infected with the herpe virus and start uncontrollably popping them until all juice is out, filling the cup. Downing the cup as if you were dehydrated and have a full glass of ice cold water.
Bro, last night me and my girlfriend we’re mid way through raw sex when I had to fill my cup with that radioactive coochie juice.

Juicy Coochie 

Skewed reference to the popular women's urban clothing store, Juicy Couture. Many men cannot pronounce "Couture"...simply calling it "Juicy Coochie(Spanglish slang, for wet vagina)."
"WTF...you paid $95 for a freaking T-shirt, at Juicy Coochie????"
Juicy Coochie by Dilberto September 3, 2013