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Home Ec-staurant

A portmanteau of Home Ec and restaurant. Coined by Bob Belcher in the tv show Bob's Burgers.

When the Home Ec class sells food to the students at school lunch.
Jocelyn: “You guys, we're not a restaurant. Go away.”
Bob: “Well, wait, we could be.”
Jocelyn: “No, we're not.”
Bob: “Well, that's the "Ec" of "Home Ec." A-a restaurant.”
Jocelyn: “Oh.”
Bob: “Yeah, a Home Ec-staurant.”

Home Ec Project 

An invention of pure evil, involving sewing.
I have to get my Home Ec project done before Tuesday

Home Ec teachers 

This means an ugly, dried up , minging , fat and disgusting little bitch.

Also known as a land whale, pile of shit and a pedo.
They’re commonly known for getting girls to strip during class(and screaming when they don’t), yelling at you for another students mistake and for crying if another teacher gets involved.
“Ew what’s that nasty smell”
“oh that’s just the Home Ec Teacher”

“What’s that pile of shit doing in the corner

“That’s actually just the Home Ec teacher”

“Who do we feel bad for? The Home Ec teachers son.”
Home Ec teachers by emo_scientist November 8, 2022

The chick in home ec 

The reason why you joined home ec in the first place.
Aww did you see the chick in home ec, i'd totally butter her muffin!
The chick in home ec by polymax December 30, 2009