Walked with Jesus Share definition Flag The most hilarious and light-hearted euphemism to indicate that your shit, has indeed, been jacked. Friend: "Hey dude, where's your TV?" You: "Well, you see, it walked with Jesus." Walked with Jesus by Sagely One July 7, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Walked with Jesus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch