russian cucumber 

When a man inserts his dick in a cucumber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman's asshole.

"Omg I am so sore from that russian cucumber you gave to me Jonny!"

russian cucumber by I Am Bueno April 16, 2014

russian cucumber 

When a guy does diaheeria on the girls chest and then titty fucks her. Then the girl proceeds to blow the diaheeria covered dick.

Jim: I'm gonna shit on your chest, titty fuck you, and then you gonna blow me

Sasha: okay

(15minutes later)

Sasha: what was that it was amazing

Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe

russian cucumber by Slim Jim642 April 16, 2014