pooch pig 

Beautiful stomach fat that needs the word pig added to it to make it sound funnier.

Hi pooch pig.

pooch pig by Mac n cheese March 28, 2014

porch swinging liquor pig 

noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.

Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.

porch swinging liquor pig by C_B_Savage December 19, 2006

Pig skin pouch

Another name for your ball sack or scrotum.

Yo! this chick loves to play with my pig skin pouch!

Pig skin pouch by Hawaiian born June 5, 2010

porch pigeon

Gossiping old ladies who sit on the front porch or in the front yard and make nasty comments about you behind your back, especially if you are their neighbors. If there is some sort of neighborhood association or co-op which you both share, you can count on these porch pigeons actively working towards getting you evicted.

Watch out for those porch pigeons on the way out, they'll rat on you if they see you smoking dope.

porch pigeon by Integerspin August 7, 2008

Pigeon Pouch 

Part of the older female anatomy. It is the flab of skin, above the vagina and below the belly button that hangs down, similar to saggy breasts. It usually symbolizes a female's premiscuous youth, though it doesn't necessarily mean they are still premiscuous. Amongst cougars, it is considered a badge of honor.

Check out the pigeon pouch on that cougar.

Pigeon Pouch by crazyman20012001 November 14, 2010