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Foot Titty 

A woman (or man) who's titty looks as if an amputated foot from the ankle down has been gorilla glued to her/his chest. (A really saggy cone titty.)
Hey you, no not you, you! No the other guy, yea you... You got a foot titty..
Foot Titty by Mr foot titty November 17, 2013

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady 

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady, also know as Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest thing you will ever see, upon meeting her ask for her to sit on you she will most likely decline and hang you up on a meat hook but it is worth a try. If your name is a mixture of Mark and Multiplier 9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady will not legally be able to eat you but will love you
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SIT ON ME
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SLICE ME TO RIBBONS
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO EAT MY MANTHING