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Frankenturret 

The half weighted cube half turret creation made by Wheatley in the game Portal 2. After taking control of the facility, Wheatley begins his own testing. Since Chell and Potato GlaDos (aka PotaDos) are on the run and unavailable to use as test subjects, Wheatley must resort to creating his own. So he stuck turrets in cubes so the they could walk by themselves right onto the buttons.
"For god's sake you're boxes with legs! It's literally your only purpose!" -said by Wheatley when frustrated with the frankenturrets.
Frankenturret by R3dzombi3 May 5, 2013
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Frankenturkey 

Verb: using of one's fists with the thumbs sticking out to form turkeys with the hands, and then placing them on both sides of another person's neck to make the impression of a frankenstein with turkey bolts.
Cady frankenturkeyed Levi during a sentimental dance known as the Cha-Cha. He was caught off guard by the turkey bolts against his neck.
Frankenturkey by Hoist0 October 5, 2010
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