Herfucius Share definition Flag The guy that seems to get more and more philosophical as he smokes a cigar. Dave actually seems to understand the meaning of life.Yeah, he's friggin' Herfucius! Herfucius by Herfer Dude 2- the Sequel March 18, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Herfucius mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch