textillionaire 

A person who has officially exceeded one million texts on their cell phones.

John: Mary Lee told me 5 years ago that she has over 10,000 incoming and 5000 outgoing texts every month.
Jim: OMG! That's over 180,000 texts a year!!
John: Now she's telling everyone that she fully expects to be a certified textillionaire by the age of 16.
Jim: Wow! That's impressive considering how few friends she has...

textillionaire by gyrfalcon206 November 4, 2012

tesillionaire 

Elon, when he reaches 1,000 Billion USD

Elon will become a tesillionaire when he surpasses all the other Billionaires with a Trillion USD Net Worth

tesillionaire by cheesyrap August 18, 2020