Granville, OH 

mankind's premier experiment in eugenics and statism, conveniently located about 30 minutes from Columbus, OH. Known for laws that bar you from repainting your house, wearing non-designer clothes, trying to start a business, trying to close a business, being poor, being black, or generally doing anything that wouldn't normally be done in the antebellum South. Not surprisingly, the town leans Democrat.

Worthington: "My dear chap, thanks for the coffee! Do you happen to live in this Village of Granville, OH?"

Joe: "I'm actually from Newark."

Worthington: "Slave trash." (spit on Joe)

Granville, OH by The Twelfth Monkey October 29, 2012

Granville, OH 

A charming town just east of Columbus. Population 9,585. Founded in 1805. Home of Denison University. Sterotypes of Granville are: rich, snobby and smart. But people in Granville are caring, polite, range from low income families to high income families and are just really well rounded folks. Overall Granville is a FANTASTIC place to live.

Davis: Wow, this town is beautiful. I am in awe with the kind citizens and the charming shops. What a wondeful place to live!

Taylor: Well, i mean, OBVIOUSLY. You're in Granville, OH.

Granville, OH by Lila Campboyd April 4, 2011

Greenville Ohio 

The most boring town you will ever see. Full of white trash, and wanna be 'gangsters'. to live in this town, is comparable to living in hell.

boy: hey, you wanna go to greenville Ohio?

girl: nah, id rather get raped.

Greenville Ohio by gnattipoo July 23, 2009

Greenville Ohio football 

The worst team in the mvl by far. The coaching staff sucks ass. And their play calling is awful. The only good thing they have is Brock short the rapist “no means no” but shitty team

Greenville Ohio football

Greenville Ohio football by The one and only 123456 March 3, 2023

Greenville Ohio 

Possibly the worst place on Earth to live. For entertainment the citizens of Greenville Ohio go to Walmart and walk around, play hide and seek, ride around on bicycles, or just watch people. You cannot stand outside on the sidewalk for more than five minutes without seeing a white guy that thinks he is black. Greenville Ohio needs to get General Larry Platt to come here and do a concert so that the white boys will stop sagging their pants to the ground. If you live in Greenville you either live in the "ghetto" or on a farm in the country in the middle of nowhere.

Guy 1: "Man don't you think living in Greenville Ohio would be awesome?"

Guy 2: "No dude, that place is comparable to hell."

Greenville Ohio by such&such April 4, 2010