Birthpod 

A term that would be used to describe ones mother.

My birthpod caught me smoking pot so I can't hang out tonight.

My birthpod made me the most delicious sandwich today... Then I slapped her.

Birthpod by WhoBleezy August 11, 2012

Birth pod 

Egg donor female version of sperm donor. Unfit mother that birth child and left.

It's just been the kids and I since their birth pod left.

Birth pod by Kvk903 January 8, 2020