Diner Immortality Share definition Flag When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order. I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now! Diner Immortality by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Diner Immortality mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch