Battersmash 

The act of ejaculating on ones face followed by a malicious mushroom stamp.

If you do not shut up, I am going to battersmash you so hard and make you shut up.

Battersmash by Yorreli June 25, 2012

Battysmasher

One who fervently pounds at your back door.

Man who enjoys bum fun.
Term used to describe men who do other men up the gary glitter.
A Chelsea fan.

james " that bloke ova there just invited me to a gay bar, wot a nobed, i aint no battysmasher"
chelsea fan "i'll go"

Battysmasher by daddyhotrocks January 18, 2011

bandersmash 

BanderSmash is when you would like to have sex with a character or actor from Black Mirror: Bandersnatch.

Colin is a bit strange looking, but I'd let him BanderSmash me any day.

bandersmash by BanderGuy December 30, 2018