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Detroit Shuffle 

Switching 3-4 lanes on a highway at once going 90+ mph without regard to any other driver. Detroit's wide freeways and outstandingly reckless drivers make this a common move in Michigan.
I just saw a 12-year-old kid in a Mustang pull a Detroit Shuffle on I-94, causing a hipster to crash his Toyota Prius into a "Built Ford Tough" billboard.
Detroit Shuffle by carlzcarlson February 18, 2012
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