choking the nun

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

choking the nun by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012

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choking the nun

Stroking the male genetalia repeatedly.

"I love choking the nun every night"

choking the nun by nicholas charlie May 13, 2005

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