Greinerism 

A disease characterized by alcoholism, drug addiction, anti-social behavior, crime, and agricultural inclinations. It often involves those who get belligerent when they are drunk and spend time in prison. This disease was first spotted off the shores of Lake Michigan amongst a family of loggers hailing from Germany. It is still prevalent in rural Michigan today.

"Dammit, Jeremy Greiner is spending ANOTHER summer in jail and Grammy doesn't want to pay his bond. Man, this family has Greinerism."

"I ain't fixin' to let Bill Greiner drive my Deere no mo'. He always goes out there drivin' drunk and breaks it."

Greinerism by Erica Romar December 31, 2011

Greerism  

noun

An outrageous statement made by a formerly important or respected member of the community whose celebrity has faded to such an extent that they make outrageous comments in public forums, with the intended effect of gaining publicity even though no-one has cared what they have said for years:
See; Sour Grapes: Pretended disdain for something one does not or cannot have:
See: Tall Poppy, Australian. someone of preeminence or with a large income; important and powerful person.

Recent Greerism s
'Steve Urwin's death was the best thing that could happen for our wildlife.'
'Princess Daphne was a devious moron'

Greerism by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007

Grierism 

The process of stating the obvious, with inadaquate, falsified, copy & paste from microsoft.com evidence, to be later shot down in a barrage of abuse from your colleagues, it's your own damn fault.

Gary: Ctrl+V, fail.
World: Grierism, who needs it.

Grierism by Epic Winnor May 19, 2009

ginerism 

A disease which causes someone to turn into a complete pussy. See Also "Jaredism"

He's got a serious case of ginerism

ginerism by Christina Messmer August 30, 2007

Gregerism 

The Faith of Believing Everything and Everyone is named Greger.
The religion was created in 2018 by a Swede called Jacob Flink or as he likes to call himself, Greger.
Followers of this religion are called Gregers.

Have you heard about the new religion Gregerism? It sounds awesome!

Gregerism by TheRealGreger August 31, 2018