um chucka willy 

Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".

Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?

um chucka willy by Ali December 9, 2004

um chucka willy 

A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:

"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.

He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.

He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.

He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'

Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "

This exists in several similar variations.

You remember when we used to sing "um chucka willy"? Hahaha! Those were the days.

um chucka willy by petey man October 30, 2011

Um Chucka Willy 

A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:

Um Chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove.
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"

He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two

When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"

Um Chucka Willy by nickreaper September 3, 2012