Barmer's Tan 

Similar to the Farmer's Tan except afflicting only one side of the body. Usually results from having spent too much time sitting in one position and drinking on a patio.

Dude, there's no way he's sober. I mean, did you see the Barmer's Tan on his right side? He must have been at The Slide Whistle Pub. The patio only faces south.

I hate The Slide Whistle. The slide whistling gets really old.

Barmer's Tan by bigmeanbunny July 22, 2011

stanley barber 

The nicest male around, he accepts his best friends sexuality and Is a bit weird and socially awkward. He is also funny and so uncool that he’s cool. The master of zero fucks and The king of Jellyfishes.

Stanley Barber, he lives down the street from me- Sydney Novak

stanley barber by Therealstanleybarber March 1, 2020

stanley_barber_simp 

The funniest tiktoker there is and the biggest Stanley Barber simp.

Stanley_Barber_Simp is so hilarious!

stanley_barber_simp by Eddies.h0t.mom June 12, 2021