VoPH 

Voice over Pubic Hair, a very low tech way to transmit voice traffic, compared to VoIP (Voice over IP), often used to impress people that use VoIP into thinking VoPH is the next generation technology, when in reality you could not have a more lowly communication method. VoPH is just below VoBW (Barbed Wire internet connection).

I was going to try Vonage VoIP phone service, we are so far in the sticks but we happen to just barely qualified for VoPH, soon VoIP will be a thing of the past.

VoPH by totalimpact8 December 8, 2011

vopha 

Vopha these nuts in your mouth.

Dude: who shit on my bed??
Me: Vopha did.
Dude: who’s Vopha???
Me: Vopha these nuts in your mouth.

vopha by Candicemaster69 November 23, 2021

Vophor 

A guy with multiple personality disorder who is obsessed with Roblox and thinks he's a hacker when he really isn't. They are typically hated by most people.

Usually they tend to hate saxophones and run away from many food items such as pizza.

This vophor guy is a fake hacker

Vophor by arse shid gaming July 27, 2024