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Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.
Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...
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confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis
i got a confusion boner in calculus today

boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.
I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.
boner confusion by Bolthorman November 14, 2013