cushion picker Share definition Flag Interior designer. Can be extended to 'cushion picking cunt' to describe the likes of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen et al. The cushion picker actually thinks he designs when all he actually does is shop for someone else. cushion picker by Nick T W February 8, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the cushion picker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch