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reciting the national anthem 

When an individual is vastly occupied by viscous anal rape whilst at the point of climaxing, they recite the entire United States national anthem written by Francis Scott Key
Harder, I’m about to..reciting the national anthem.”
“Fuck, I’m about to...reciting the national anthem too.”

reciting the dictionary 

When someone just keeps talking and talking about uninteresting things and won’t take hints that you want them to shut up.
Nancy was driving me crazy the other day. I just wanted her to shut up, but she was hell bent on reciting the dictionary.