Wiggly-eyed Share definition Flag That special state of drunk where you fell like your eyes are wiggling around in your head. Dude, I was so wiggly-eyed last night, I could barely walk back to my apartment! Wiggly-eyed by Whiticus Rex April 26, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Wiggly-eyed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch