Maia's Penis Share definition Flag A genital infection of the penis, similar to genital warts. The penis version of Athlete's Foot. What's that on your penis, is it a wart? OH NO YOU HAVE MAIA'S PENIS GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW Maia's Penis by maiaisaninfection February 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Maia's Penis mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch