Randy Swizzlestick Share definition Flag The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle. Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick. Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Randy Swizzlestick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch