Stiff Hanger 

A random erection at any time, without any kind of motivation or assistance.

Damn i was sittin in class the other day and got a stiff hanger out of nowhere...

Stiff Hanger by Macadoshis October 15, 2010

sniffhanger

This is a false-alarm of a sneeze. Refers to when you go "ahhh, ahhh, ..." and follow it with no "CHOOO!" and/or volley of nasal grossities.

1-"Ahh, ahh... ah. *sniff*"
2-"Oh good, it was only a sniffhanger."
1-"CHOOO!"
2-"Aww, all over my shirt."

sniffhanger by Willy-O 2006 July 29, 2008

sniffhanger

This is a false-alarm of a sneeze. Refers to when you go "ahhh, ahhh, ..." and follow it with no "CHOOO!" and/or volley of nasal grossities.

1-"Ahh, ahh... ah. *sniff*"
2-"Oh good, it was only a sniffhanger."
1-"CHOOO!"
2-"Aww, all over my shirt."

sniffhanger by Willy-O 2006 July 22, 2008