raped by a lawnmower

The appearance given by a bad haircut.

Because Hudson started going out with a hipster chick, he decided to get a new haircut to impress her. He now looks as if he's been raped by a lawnmower.

raped by a lawnmower by Charles Dunbar September 20, 2010

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