Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)

Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.

Punch the Crunch by Diamond Dave Cousins September 3, 2010

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crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole

How weebs end up catching feelings.

This kawai girl came over to watch some anime. We ended doing Crunchyroll and Tongue-Punch The Hole. I think I'm in love.

crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole by Rev Ocho April 8, 2019

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