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Beans in the Can 

When you flip a bitch over, stick her ass up in the air and you proceed to shove your balls in her ass.

Note: Sometimes this sexual process can hurt the man more than the woman.
Why does Shaun and Megan look like they are in pain this morning. Oh, I think when they woke up, Megan asked Shaun for some "beans in the can", and he gave it to her.
Beans in the Can by Shameless1 April 2, 2005
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Beans in the can 

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.
"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.
Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”