eharpoon 

Synonym for eharmony. A dating website whose pool of users mostly consists of overweight females. Some fat girls may use flattering camera angles and clothing in their profile pictures to make themselves appear thinner, but the deception is revealed when you meet them in person.

xChad (6/7):
They should change the name of eharmony to eharpoon. America's #1 website to harpoon a whale.

eharpoon by Chad's ex wife June 12, 2010

earpoon 

when one has gauges in there ears big enough to have intercourse with of course the bigger the gauge the more possible for you to stick your meat in it

That girls gauges are so big i can F*ck them that was some good earpoon

earpoon by chewyskullz March 16, 2010