"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal
over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv
what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate
what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"