Beigefluenza 

Beigefluenza - an ailment afflicting affluent countries and societies where protecting citizens from themselves drives new and ever tightening laws taking the fun and risk out of life.

"This road used to have a much higher speed limit and was a lot more fun to ride, until it was hit with a case of beigefluenza."

Beigefluenza by Robsalvv April 22, 2010

Bingefluenza

Calling in sick when Netflix drops new episodes of a series so you can bingewatch

I'm suffering from bingefluenza so I can't come in to work today.

Bingefluenza by dlairman April 11, 2015