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Fishing the squid 

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.
Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?
Fishing the squid by R. Roll November 18, 2010

Squidfisting

It's when a guy takes a freshly dead squid in his hand in a fist, and then he shoves his fist, while clenching the squishy squid, up a girl's twat.
Oh, man, did you hear that Faith Hill got squidfisted by Tom Cruise? They ate sushi afterwards. Some serious squidfisting!
Squidfisting by drpony September 11, 2012