consecotaleophobia 

the fear of chopsticks

jake: ive consecotaleophobia
nehal: chopstick
jake: STFU
nehal: chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick
*jake has left the conversation*

consecotaleophobia by nehal2003 June 13, 2019

consecotaleophobia 

Fear of chopsticks

Young Tatum was carried screaming from Wong's Chinese Eatery as her parents were stoned and had forgotten her intense fear of chopsticks.

consecotaleophobia by Otis O'Blyng January 26, 2004

Consecotaleophobia 

The legitimate fear of chopsticks.

Toby: "Man, my girlfriend shit the bed last night!"
Mac: "Uhm, why's that?"
Toby: "She had a nightmare about chopsticks."
Mac: "...chopsticks?"
Toby: "...yeah. She has Consecotaleophobia."
Mac: "You shit your bed last night, didn't you?"

Consecotaleophobia by ThatPseudonym March 23, 2011