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A. Ralston 

A cocktail comprised of equal parts Peach Schnapps and Pink Minute Maid Lemonade usually consumed by women with low self esteem and effeminate men desperately trying to pass as a man's man.
Dude 1: Hey Bruh, what did you do this weekend?
Dude 2: Well, the wife and kiddo went out of town so I slipped into a pair of my wife's underwear, made a pitcher of A. Ralston, and watched the TV marathon of Little House on the Prairie on the Hallmark channel. Pinkies up!
Dude 1: That Laura Ingalls Wilder is So. Damn. Fiesty. Pinkies up!
A. Ralston by Girthy Intruder August 22, 2016
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