FBSTMFs Share definition Flag Acronym for Fucking Bullshit Ticketmaster Fees--aka, the egregiously high fees charged by the evil ticketing monopoly Ticketmaster. Jesus God, the tickets were only $16, but after the FBSTMFs they're now $27. I can't afford that. FBSTMFs by Undeployed January 25, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the FBSTMFs mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch