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Zenterfield 

This term relates to the feeling of complete and total relaxation one receives when playing in center field on a baseball team. In center field, one is the farthest away from the diamond, allowing for total isolation.
Coach: What is Roger doing out there? He looks like he's meditating!
Steve: Oh, don't worry Coach. He's going under Zenterfield.
Zenterfield by Slobber Pirate December 28, 2009
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Centerfielder 

Noun; the objective of a peanut flicking game between two dudes using only their dicks. An unusually athletic move in which one guy turns and runs away during the game and successfully catches a peanut between the buttchecks. A rare feat of skill and agility.
Ashley: Where were you guys at the Baptism?
John: I would have been on time but my SWAT buddy Dave actually completed a no shit Centerfielder! We all were blown away.
Ashley: Wait, is this another one of your weird homo-erotic games?
Dave: No. It's part of training.

deposited one in the centerfield bleachers 

At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.

Centerfield 

Person 1: “I thought Frank Ocean was straight.”

Person 2: “Nah, he plays centerfield.”
Centerfield by PearlSpaceJam January 14, 2025