Portland Popsicle Share definition Flag What happens after you give a Portland dangler and the girl licks the drink off of your junk. I gave her the old Portland dangler and she made me a Portland Popsicle. Portland Popsicle by potbellied stallion November 7, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Portland Popsicle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch