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Blows mine 

Black slang for your day was just ruined. Can also be used as a joke for someone that usually says stupid but funny.
A: ...and he then he caused all this shit up.
B: He really blows mine.

A: I heard Ms. C gave you detention.
B: I know, she just blew mine.

A: Yo this homework is blowing mine.

A: -some joke-
B: LMAO
C: -to person B- LOL yoo this bitch is blowing mine!
Blows mine by kiwishiiiit February 22, 2010
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BlowShine 

the act of giving a blowjob while shining ones shoes
the maid gave me an extraordinary BlowShine this afternoon!
BlowShine by N0n3ofthr4 October 29, 2019