dribtard 

a dribbling retard

sarah: you are such a dribtard
Chris: I know *dribbles*

dribtard by Vioze November 17, 2020

Driptard 

When your drip goes absolutely dummy to the point of retardation

Friend: “Damn bro, that shirt is fire”
Me: “IKIK, I’m an absolute Driptard”

Driptard by Maxyboy50 June 6, 2023