Stoned eyes 

A sexual move of which when you’re eating your significant others buttocks, you ask them to fart towards your eye giving you pink eye. Leaving a longing stoned look.

Person 1: ‘Man are you stoned?’
Person 2: ‘Nah dude, I got stoned eyes’
Person 3: ‘ayyyyy my fucking dude’

Stoned eyes by CoreyTheVibe March 2, 2019

stoner eyes 

The effect on the eyes after smoking marijuana. (They become bloodshot, red and squinty. This is why stoners always carry Visine.)

I had mad stoner eyes after smoking that eighth.

stoner eyes by XxMissBabexX December 17, 2008