Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

Missing Nut by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

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MissingNumber

A extremely successful and handsome guy on the internet you have met.

“This guy is a MissingNumber.”
“I’ve met this MissingNumber on (e.g. website).”

MissingNumber by Missingnumber January 4, 2026

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