Wedding Porn 

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

Wedding Porn by Allison January 3, 2004

Porno Wedding 

A movie that has not yet been made, but should be.

"Hey! Let's go watch Porno Wedding!" Little Tom said. (After all, it was the only action that Little Tom could get.)

Porno Wedding by qu2samantha December 8, 2003