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FashioNONable 

A trait commonly found in people who wear what was fashionable a very long time ago, or never was, clearly, but claim that they look freakin' rad and boho and cool. Also, some people possessing this trait are most often fashion victims of things that aren't even very popular anyway, like Lady Gaga. Plus, fashioNONable people are worshipped for wearing Hollister and Abercrombie.
Stylish person: Hey, I just stopped by Scoop in Soho today and bought some adorable shoes. They'll really match with the Prada dress I just purchased, Oh and that Vivienne Tam belt looks terrific as well. I think I'll send a picture of the outfit to my friend at Vogue.

fashioNONable person: Ew! Do you no how stoopid yu look! Gawd. I'M wearing my Hollister top with Abercrombie jeans that tewtally give me blood clots. SHMEXY! I go barefoot, cause that's cool! Pluys, I'm gonna wear teh pearl necklace with a bow on it.

Stylish person: People stopped wearing that kind of necklace awhile ago. In fact, I don't think any one wore it but preppy kids.

fashioNONable person: NO! AHHHHGGG
FashioNONable by sccrgirlblnd July 19, 2009
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Fashionable Pete

The phrase given to someone with little fashion sense, making hideous mistakes such as wearing vans skate shoes, fit for 10 year olds. These people often support Portsmouth, who teeter on the brink of renegation. They have been known to support the gestapo and praise Hitler as a leader.
Joey: Vans skate shoes! What a bandit!
Bill: Yes, he certainly is a Fashionable Pete
Fashionable Pete by Banterbus32 November 30, 2009

super fashionable party shirt

A button-through shirt with a tropical themed print for use in party environments or any other situation where impressing the ladies is key (also referred to as a hawaiian shirt).
Proper usage of these shirts stipulates a maximum of 2 non-consecutive buttons (and neither the top nor bottom) can be fastened.
"Oh my God Becky, did you see that guy in the super fashionable party shirt covered in flamingos and palm trees? I totally want him in me! By the way, did you know there are more fake flamingos in gardens than there are real ones in the wild?"

answer that and stay fashionable 

the best afi cd...it's hilarious with songs like "I wanna get a mohawk (but mom won't let me get one)"
you- what are you listening to?
me- afi
you- ewww
me- no it's okay it's answer that and stay fashionable
you- OOOOOHHHH

Fashionable Wanker 

A male, typically between the ages of 16-24 who likes to think they are the best. They would most probably have the hottest girlfriend and walk around like they are a God... Likes to think they dress very well.
"Hey, do you know Ella's brother?"

"Yeah, he's a bit of a fashionable wanker"

Facebook Fashionable 

An action committed on facebook (or another social networking tool) that is considered "in", "hip" or "fashionable" that would not necessarily be as accepted in the real world.
#1: Why do all these girls make that stupid duckface in all their pictures in facebook and myspace?

#2: Well, even though they all look like retarded, attention-seeking, teenage whores, it is considered facebook fashionable...

Fashionable 

When you spend a lot of money on the latest clothes and accessories, thinking it makes you look good, but actually you look like a cunt.
He's a bit fashionable, yeah.
Fashionable by Korruptor March 14, 2011