Cranky Snatch Share definition Flag A grumpy, upset, or disagreeable individual of the female gender. She overheard me saying I only "pretend to love her", ever since she's been a cranky snatch. Cranky Snatch by Cranky snatch April 10, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Cranky Snatch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch