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Jacktion 

A combination of the name Jack and the word Action; used mainly when describing the extremely violent, but also fucking awesome actions of Jack Bauer from the television program “24”. It is also acceptable for use when referencing Jack Shephard from ABC’S “Lost”, because he is also disgustingly bad ass.
Example 1

Ernie: Yo did you see 24 last night?

Frank: Yes in fact I did.

Ernie: How bout when Jack stabbed that guy's face until he died.

Frank: Yea that was some serious Jacktion.


Example 2

Phil: Please tell me you watched Lost last night.

Eli: No actually I missed it.

Phil: Oh man you should’ve seen Jack, first he screamed at Locke and threatened to beat the shit out of him, then he murdered three people and then he topped it off by banging Kate.

Eli: So you’re telling me there was Jacktion.

Phil: Precisely.
Jacktion by blandick February 23, 2009
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Jacation 

Jacation - Serving time in jail.
Francisco is on a three month jacation and should be home in about two weeks.
Jacation by Sneezor May 8, 2019

Samuel-Jacksionary 

A lexicon bearing the most brutal and absolute hymns and proverbs of the legendary Samuel L Jackson.
Bob: Man I really have a dislike for these reptiles on this Jet Blue flight
Time: I had the same problem until I took a look in the Samuel-Jacksionary....
I'll NEVER GET TIRED OF SNAKES OR AIRCRAFT AGAIN!

See god
The single best ship in the popular " horror " game identity V. This ship consists of Jack and Antonio (The ripper and the violinist)
Person 1: what's your favorite ship?
Person 2: my favorite ship is jacktonio.
jacktonio by Jacktonionation July 1, 2021

Jacksionary 

An awesome website with all the interesting, random, stupid answers for your open questions. Got questions? Request & ask, the Jacksionary?
person 1: Why is the sky blue?
person 2: Ask the Jacksionary!
Jacksionary by Brad Three April 10, 2011

jackthon dundun

a kid who is watching your every move
that guys a jackthon dundun
I sprained my wrist because of the intense jaction.
jaction by Trent Kuver April 29, 2009