Shablurk Share definition Flag An impossibly stupid person who sucks up to any form of authority but still manages to fail at every aspect of life My cousin Rebecca is such a shablurk, i wanna shoot myself when I'm around her Shablurk by Jewden February 9, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Shablurk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch