cumtalities 

The sexual act of performing a finishing move Mortal Kombat style while ejaculating. Ideally, in the most degrading ways possible.

While I perform my cumtalities I scream FINISH HER!

cumtalities by Team Goose July 2, 2008

Cuntalitis 

noun.
A chronic, yet also contagious form of Cunt in which one said woman (yet has been proven in some cases of men) are perpetual constant cunts.

Ann Coulter suffers from cuntalitis.

Cuntalitis by HorribleTerrible July 3, 2009