Fart Zombie 

A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.

While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"

The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.

"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"

Fart Zombie by Dluxx June 14, 2008

Fart Zombie 

A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.

While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"

The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.

"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"

Fart Zombie by Dluxx June 13, 2008

Zombie Fart 

A fart that someone smells and they make a "uuuuuuhhhggggg" screeching zombie noise.

Watch out Tommy" "uuuuuuhhhggggg" "dude, i think he is dead." "Nope, I just zombie farted him.

Zombie Fart by really, you hate obama too? March 4, 2011

Zombie Fart 

A seemingly disposed fart, that you have to walk away from a group of people to disguise, and it creeps back up to you and your friends and one of them pukes.

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Zombie Fart by zombieland vs landozombies March 3, 2011

zombie fart

When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.

Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.

zombie fart by Seah0rse November 25, 2025