messy vagina Share definition Flag A messy vagina is a vagina usually covered in semen. Like after a creampie when the semen starts to leak out Guy: I'm about to cum Girl: Pull it out Guy: *cums on vagina* You have a messy vagina ;) messy vagina by pApi_sMurF July 23, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the messy vagina mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch